Dear gossips, It is good to be home. And it is good to be on CTV National News! In case you missed my barrage of emails earlier today (SO SORRY!), I was on Canada’s most watched newscast tonight at 11pm – for the first time, like, ever – dishing on Clooney and Gawker and why Hollywood publicists are getting so upset with us peering obsessively into the lives of their clients. Smut is NEWS, y’all! Even if I was only on for 5 seconds! Thank you so much for all your emails and wellwishes. And at the risk of sounding gushy, I’m well aware I would have never been asked to do things like this without your support of my column and of this site. Please know how much I appreciate the fact that you visit often and that you visit strong. OK. Enough blubber. You came for the bitch. And the bitch you will have. In today’s issue: an exclusive eyewitness account of the Pitts in Paris, defending Posh, protecting Jen, trashing Eva, smug about Chad Michael Murray, and the GMD’s daddy complex.