Under attack everywhere – with Us Weekly calling her a prisoner (and curiously no ensuing lawsuit) and increasing criticism about the Church and its oddball “detoxification” tactics for 9/11 workers, it was time for another PR dinner. And look at him...look at him “presenting” her. Much as he did at the Vanity Fair Oscar bash a few weeks ago and if you missed my report at the time, click here to catch up, I promise it’s a good one.

So anyway, last night, in Beverly Hills, the Gay Midget Dwarf is at it yet again. Because every meal is a performance, every restaurant is a stage, the pappies are the audience, and remember – their love is STRONG. Their love is TRUE. Their child is THEIRS.

Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu!