Tom Cruise and his amazing shrinking Robobride showed up at the LACMA opening of the Contemporary Art Museum Saturday night looking… actually kinda cute. As you can see, with his short ‘do and his big ass hidden shoe lifts, Tom is attempting to throw it back to his younger past.

Katie, as usual, is gorgeous. But dead-eyed. And soooo skinny. So skinny! Skinny and slouchy to keep little with her little man. Am all over the dress. Beautiful dress. Not crazy about the noose around her neck. And the shoes… not so much. 

Word is the First Couple of the Church is hoping for an invitation to the Oscars. Be honest… you want them to be there. You want to see the Presentation of Katie Holmes at the Kodak Theatre. Don’t lie. It would totally make your Oscar party.

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