In NYC last night supporting a Church-driven detox program to help victims of 9/11.

And while the GMD looked fresh and botoxed a few days ago, clearly the injections have less potency on his face than they do on his ex-wife’s…because girlfriend looks absolutely horrid. Like clammy and oily and tryin’ to be all manly man with his open-necked shirt, self consciously touching his expanding gut, in sharp contrast to his wife - lovely but devoid of any trace of sex appeal.

Funny that, non? That in the space of 2 years, Katie Holmes became androgynous?

So maybe that’s the way of the Xenu? If you’re not having it, it means you don’t need it?

Is that how the closet gets so comfortable?