Janice Min’s clever staff at Us Weekly somehow got their hot little hands on the Tom’s family holiday card. His wife designed it herself and as you can see, she is sending her regards under KatE with an “E”…not Katie.

Call me Cruise but it’s a little … underwhelming, non? Why brag about “designing it yourself” when, really, anyone could have tied a bow around some cardstock and painted on a few stars. 

More interesting however is how this happened to get out but NOT to People Magazine? How on earth does the Cruise Family Holiday Card end up in the pages of the competition? Why is Camp Cruise currently favouring Us Weekly? Is your smutty sense tingling? 

Something’s amiss. Xenu is maneuvering…will keep you posted.


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