Little Sci"s Vanity Fair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2006 12:00:00 August 10, 2006 12:00:00
It"s working, isn"t it? The more they hide it, the more we want to see it. The longer the mystery, the louder the clamour. We have effectively KEPT the GMD at the forefront of our gossip consciousness for the entire summer, y"all! And Buddha help me, he hasn"t done a frickin" thing!!!!! Come on, gossips…just admit it. Grudgingly admit it. Hurts me too but face it, good smut is fair and balanced smut and as such: Well played Tom…well played. And he is still playing. According to the NY Post, Little Sci will make her debut this fall on the cover and in the pages of Vanity Fair, snapped by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz - another good media decision, kinda refreshing actually after a year of assy public relations involving couches and public tongues and excessively virile motorcyle arrivals and too many f*cking nauseating proclamations of love. It"s a great move, in fact, to go with VF over a weekly - not only because of the month-long shelf life but also because the articles are usually longer, better written, and arguably a shade classier than People or OK or Hello or Us. Doesn"t his publicist deserve a gold star? And doesn"t Tom deserve a f&cking Oscar already for his overacting? Take a look at the latest iteration of TomKat PDA. My favourite is the one where he"s hugging her as though he"ll never see her again. Check out the furrowed brow, the intensity, the CONTRIVED passion behind the nauseating embrace -forget the alien mumbo jumbo - THIS is the sh*t that drives me nuts. What could POSSIBLY be so overwhelmingly, urgently romantic to necessitate this kind of public lovemaking when the pappies just "happen" to be lurking? She does look smaller though, non? Especially the arms. I"m thinking that wedding"s going down soon. Stay tuned … UPDATE: thanks to Mary who wrote to say that these pics date back from a year ago - and were mysteriously refloated yesterday, picked up as recent by many blogs, including this one. The plot thickens...

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