Doesn"t look pregnant to me...but hey - she wants us to believe it so let"s indulge her shall we?

Nicole Kidman at Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday. Safe to say at this point the face is beyond repair…not only frozen but plumped in the strangest areas. And because of it so painfully, so ironically, so desperately AGED.

Makes me sad.

New shocker though – she actually trotted the children out for an outing. Don’t see her for months and months and months with them and when we do it’s where a thousand cameras happen to be hovering.

Coincidence or conspiracy?

And of course, you can never tell from just one photo but check out Connor’s body language? Going by this, I’d say he prefers daddy GMD, non?