It’s an outdoor music festival. You wear flats, you wear flipflops, you go barefoot…but you don’t wear heels and a mini f*cking tiara.

Check it out, Paris Hilton polluting Coachella with her oblivious skank…

Curious observation lately, perhaps you’ve noticed as well? Something is up with her face. It’s fuller, it’s kinda bloated, one side droops lower than the other – always has but it’s more pronounced now.

Do you see too or am I just Cruise? Onset of Karma Face? Finally?

I think so, yes.