Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 07:09:35 November 6, 2007 07:09:35

He’s wearing more blush than his wife. And for the last time, would someone please tell him that wearing tight pants and standing with his legs far apart WILL NOT make him look taller???

But seriously… I’m so glad he did.

It’s like a superhero caricature just before he lifts one arm into the air and blasts off with hot jets steaming out of his ass. Who in their right mind finds this sexy???

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