I dare you. I dare you to look at these sketches and NOT laugh your f*ckin’ ass off. It’s the creative genius of Armani’s mind, his blueprint for the GMD’s wedding suit – a lanky, elongated Cruise as imagined on a catwalk and posing casually against a wall. This is why I’m not an artist and Giorgio is – because really, gossips, does Tom Cruise look like this in your wildest dreams??? Gabriel Aubrey, maybe. But the Gay Midget Dwarf??? Please. Oh and by the way – thanks to my Main "Mo Darren for sending it along: This is what the BBC supposes Xenu would look like. And this is me putting Tom’s head on Xenu’s body. Total Hotness, don’t you think? Source