Katie Holmes last Thursday with her owner at the Lions for Lambs premiere – am all over the dress but she’s totally overmade. Too much blush? Or foundation? Makes her look old, ages a fresh face…and perhaps that’s the point. Otherwise, next to the GMD, she’d look like his much younger sister.

You will note also the death grip he has around her waist – the effect of which can be seen in the dead of her eyes, in sharp contrast to how she lit up around David Beckham…see below.

Tom, meanwhile, desperately needs a new haircut. Maybe even a perm. That sh-t is way too straight. Snort. Can you imagine the GMD with a perm???