December 18th was KatE’s birthday. So of course the GMD took her to Raffles L’Ermitage to celebrate where they could have some privacy. Because that’s where Britney Spears hangs out these days. OF COURSE there’d be no paparazzi. Of course not!

Oh and look at KatE’s face – bedhead and sleepy eyes like it was a romantic evening with her totally straight husband lying in the tub with candles. And I believe it. I believe she was in the tub fantasising about Becks while her husband was on the internet surfing gay porn.

Still…she’s gorgeous, non? Gorgeous and middle aged and biting Jackie O with that coat and the hair and the pants.

Scientology Camelot, praise Thetan ah-Xenu!

Photos from Wenn