Tom Cruise and Robo attended a private party last night at the Hermes store in New York similarly dressed, both sexless and devoid of personality. They did however take the opportunity to show off their one tired move: the Presentation. 

Interesting to note some of the other high profile guests at the event. Oprah’s bestie Gayle King was there – Tom has been awfully tight with the Mighty Opes these days. And Jessica Seinfeld too – Jerry was quoted a while ago supporting Scientology…

Remember the Tom’s greatest gift:

Recruitment. 

And Xenu only knows how many other undercover closet members there are out there…

Greed and secrets bring people together. 

Photos from Wenn.com and Flynetonline.com