Tom Cruise was at Goodwood Racecourse today in the UK. He’s been spending a lot of time there. Has he moved to England halftime? Is there a big Xenu presence in England? Maybe he’s just prepping for Mission: Impossible 5.
So it was Ladies’ Day at Goodwood. Perfect. Tom does charm the ladies. No sarcasm there. He’s very courteous, very chivalrous, and in that environment, it goes over well. Really well. If there are auditions then, that’s where he should be holding them. Like an open casting call, only they don’t really know they’re being scouted. Just observation, someone with a clipboard making notes of all the potentials. And a follow-up to come later. Good plan?