As we all marvel at Katie Holmes’s lack of greed and Single Mother Courage, Tom Cruise is over in London working on a new movie. He was out last night to support son Connor who DJ’d a set at China White. Dad, please don’t dance, please don’t dance.

He probably didn’t.

Which is too bad.

We all win when Tom Cruise dances.

He looks good right now, doesn’t he? And he has to. It’s never been more important than it is right now for Tom Cruise to look good. When he looks good it’s harder for them to remember the three failed marriages, the creepy doppelganging best friend, the levitating, not to mention the questions about whether or not he’s shut it down to the point of asexualism. That’s the kind of control John Travolta could never achieve.