Which he still freakstyles to at those raging parties Scientologists are famous for.
There’s a video circulating today of Tom getting down at his birthday party at a Sci retreat from a few years ago, dropping into the splits like it’s 1983. He really can’t move on, can he? I actually don’t want him to. Not when he keeps providing these moments of amazingness.
Yesterday when Tom was sucking it in and sticking it out in his tight shirt, I wrote:
“God, Dad, can you just put on a sweater?”
This is what Tom Cruise is to me now - the dad who keeps embarrassing his kids with his “hip-ness”. Look at him at the Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol premiere in Tokyo yesterday. Tom Cruise became a middle-aged DORK. Next to my Mimi, it’s my favourite thing in life right now.
And, because it’s such a happy time of year, let me add to your holiday spirit by attaching, yet again, that wonderful video of Tom and the motorcycle.