Tom Cruise wore a very tight shirt yesterday in Tokyo at a press conference for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, not unlike his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner only...well... Taylor Lautner is, like, a teenager.

Is that Tom sticking out his chest and sucking in his handles? 

In a way he’s becoming like Mariah Carey for me. The entertainment of his ridiculousness keeps getting better and better. With Mimi though, you know she’s aware. She just doesn’t give a sh-t. That’s just how she’s gonna be. Tom Cruise? Completely oblivious. And amazingly so. 

Oh my God, dad, can you put on a sweater?