Oh manly man of all the manly men! It’s Tom Cruise in Prague today working on MI4 with his shirt off, jumping off buildings and being all heroic, performing feats of such difficulty, pussies 20 years his junior may not even attempt them. Powerful penis!

As you can see, he looks exhilarated. Really, really happy. And not f-cked up and crazy spaceships happy, but genuinely happy without brainwashing. He has always said he is most fulfilled on a movie set. And this kind of movie set too. When he gets to roll around being the toughest, action-est motherf-cker, it’s just too bad there’s no fighter plane to zoom in for added audio effect.

Fine. I’ll see your movie.

Photos from Laurent Despois/Splashnewsonline.com