The GMD told The Sun that he wants 10 kids. This is your answer as to why Katie Holmes looks so tired all the time. You’d be tired too if Xenu set up a fertility lab between your legs with a new petrie dish every day. Because it’s not like they’re doing it the old fashioned way, right?

Check out KatE and the Little Sci surrounded by paps as usual while returning to their apartment. But where in the world is Tom Cruise? After such an encouraging Valkyrie opening weekend you’d think he’d be gloating and levitating in his white sneaker wedges. Just goes to show… it IS indeed possible for them to disappear when they want to. Notice the Pitts haven’t been seen in ages either.

Sorry to digress.

About the GMD and fatherhood and his desire for more:

“I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic. (Suri) is so charming, she’s so beautiful, she’s just great. I’m a great parent. I want to be with my kids, and they get to do all the stuff that I wanted to do when I was growing up. My own father wasn’t there much for me and I want to be a different dad to my kids. My family is the most important thing in my life.”

Oh Midgey. Even I believe you when you say it like that.

Just don’t believe him when he talks about his wife:

“Married life is very good, very lovely. I feel lucky to have Kate as my wife. She’s an extraordinary woman. She is funny and smart and she likes the same things that I do. She’s a very strong, gracious woman, and a great comedian.”


A great comedian? Kills me when he says the first thing that comes out of his ass. He’s been trying so hard not to lately but now and again, these slips make my life, as does his incessant, not so subtle insistence that his gay will never age:

“If I’m worried about anything, it’s if (Kate) can keep up with me. I’m very active.”


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