If only I had £8 million sitting around.

£8 million for just 3,700 square ft. Sick.

So Tom Ford has put his London home on the market. Considering the f-ckery that’s been flying around all day, this might be my only chance at Fried Rice:

A glimpse inside his lair.

Chrome walls. His own book on the coffee table. Ikea-ish cupboards in the kitchen and bathroom? The staircase reminds me of 70s disco.

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As for what TF is up to…

His directorial debut A Single Man will screen at both the Venice Film Festival and at TIFF. He’ll be at TIFF. Hopefully he’ll come to TIFF extra, extra judgy.

Thanks C!

File photo from Wenn.com