Two days in a row of Tom Hardy. He’s at the Child 44 premiere with Noomi Rapace. I said I wanted to see him in a well-tailored suit. He’s in a well-tailored suit. Is that working for you?

If I say some hair and less beard would help will he show up tomorrow with more hair and less beard?

They put together a legacy trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road connecting the old with the new. Mel Gibson. We know him now as a wanker but sh-t, there was a time when he was, quite simply, the hottest. Watch these moments back and you can’t deny it, his star power, his magnetism. That’s probably one of the reasons it took this long to revisit the story. They were waiting for someone who could be the successor, who’d make sense from then to now. Tom Hardy, is it?