And skinny as f-ck. And blonde. And, um, well, you know, in the face.

Sh-t vs diarrhoea.

Here’s Donatella Versace in blinding yellow in London last night and the wife of Kevin Federline Jr in Miami the other day, also in blinding yellow, at a book signing because... WHY?

Every time I ask the question, at no time do I understand.

The book is called Uncharted TerriTORI. I mean, really? REALLY?

Again, I would rather blog from the washroom at a Chinese restaurant than read a book called Uncharted TerriTORI.

Photos from Johnny Louis/ and Jeff Binion/