Not that any time is a good time for Tori Spelling’s mashed up face but it’s especially hard first thing. But viewers of the fourth hour of The Today Show this morning were greeted with this sh-t as Tori filled in for Hoda Kotb alongside Kathy Lee Gifford.

Tori Spelling on morning television?

Homewrecker on morning television?

I did an interview last week and this came up. How the MiniVan can forgive anything under the guise of motherhood. Never mind that she skanked out someone else’s husband and took away a baby girl’s father – since she gave birth to her own children, suddenly she’s part of the Mom Club. And all is forgiven.

Pregnancy is the ultimate whitewash.

I hate people. Very often these days.

This is Tori in NYC yesterday doing some shopping.

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