KFed Jr left his wife for the Spelling fortune. He thought he would have it easy. And now his wife is giving interviews to PEOPLE talking about how they’re so short on cash money, they can’t even afford to buy him a vasectomy. Really? After 5 minutes of research on Google it says it costs between $500 and $1500 for a vasectomy in the US. In Canada, it’s probably half that, and only if you’re not covered under a provincial health plan. So you’re telling me they’re too broke to pay a grand, tops, to get it taken care of? As IF. But she does have a new book coming out and she’s claiming that she’s had to change her lifestyle.

“I haven't bought a purse in three years. And it's fine. I look back on that girl who shopped at Gucci in my 20s and I can't even relate. I can't believe I thought it was important. It's no mystery why I have money problems. I grew up rich beyond anyone's dreams. I never knew anything else. Even when I try to embrace a simpler lifestyle I can't seem to let go of my expensive tastes. And then there's my shopping problem. I've bought ridiculous amounts of stuff for the kids, clothing, toys, crafts. We've travelled and done crazy things like upgrading hotels at my instigation. I can't afford to live like this anymore.”

Oh rigggggght. Because her mother cut her off. And now all they do is hustle. She shows up at fan expos and signs autographs for 20 bucks a pop. They’re offering their lives up for reality television. They were up in cottage country in Ontario this summer for a new show for HGTV called Cabin Fever. They take whatever scraps they can get.

Was this the life KFed Jr was hoping for when he cheated on his wife and abandoned their newborn adopted daughter? 

Whatever. The real reason I wanted to write about Tori & KFed Jr today is because it gave me an excuse to repost this. Remember this?