Little Liam isn’t even a year and already Tori Spelling has worked her way back to pre-baby shape – as you can see, a set of flat abs to go along with the brand new boob job she supposedly gave her husband as a push present.

Most women receive push presents in return for their labour pains, but since Tori married a golddigging KFed Jr, she will always be the one doing the giving. Such is the fate of a homewrecking hag. Which is probably why she busted her ass to get fit. Because we all know it’s not her face he’s after. And after the bank account, a tight body sweetens the deal, non?

In all fairness though, when her hair is covering her face and it’s turned away from the camera, Tori can look almost attractive. Almost. Junior is so lucky…