Watched the latest episode of True Blood last night. What a mess. There’s too much sh-t going on. Like 10 different storylines bouncing around so that some characters, literally, only show up for 30 seconds, and others are not seen nearly enough. Why Is Alcide??? And does Andy Bellefleur HAVE to have a girlfriend? Really???

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Now that Sookie f-cked the infantilised Eric in a purple hoodie with the sleeves cut off and basketball shorts, goddamn what a boner killer, I think I might be done. I don’t think I care enough anymore to wait around and see if she f-cks the real thing who won’t be wearing a purple hoodie with the sleeves cut off and basketball shorts, don’t give a sh-t what his abs look like. Without the Eric embellishments, the Viking is a giant NERD. Even Bill seems more interesting than Eric the giant nerd. Did you see Sookie’s face at the end? She looked BORED.

Exactly.

The mid-point of the season is next episode. One more? Or are we done?

Attached – Alexander Skarsgard in New York yesterday.


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