I just…

I don’t get it. At all. Russell Brand’s reputation – how does he do it? Would you do it?

Two women were photographed exiting Russell’s house this morning, both in bathrobes, realising that their cars were being ticketed by parking attendants. Worst Walk of Shame ever, right? Can you imagine having paps around shooting your morning after a threesome?

Russell emerged later on swinging a big dick. Don’t care how funny he is, to me, this is not attractive. But this clearly doesn’t matter. And it also doesn’t matter if you think he’s vile. Because he’s getting it night after night, twice. Your husband is lying to you if he says he’s not his hero.

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