But still…no toe is f&cking weird.

Here’s Tyra in NYC today wearing skin tight and spandex and hiding from an in-between-weave day. Crazy thing is – this reminds me of a man trying to be a woman and hiding his junk only to look like a man trying to be a woman and hiding his junk, know what I mean?

You remember that scene from Silence of the Lambs when the serial killer tucks his peepee between his legs and totters around? I’m telling you – I can’t look at Tyra Banks the same way ever again.

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