Just a set of fake cans. Long legs to wrap around his waist. And nothing in the way of conversation. Makes sense.

After all, wouldn’t call Chris Pine the most cerebral of stars. And he’s in no danger of earning that reputation now, especially since, according to the new issue of Us Weekly, he’s dating Audrina Patridge.

Details? Why?

No need for details.

They probably met at a party, she nodded when he said “can I f-ck you”, and continued to nod randomly just because. Now they’re boyfriend girlfriend and make decisions together like “what should we wear” and “when should we f-ck again?”

As you gathered from Tingles yesterday, my husband gets the willies from his face. It’s very peculiar when you look closely.

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