Usain Bolt went to the Olympics and made history. He’s now considered one of the greatest athletes of all time. Usain makes it look so easy, so effortless, that sometimes it’s taken for granted how precise he is when he’s running, and how much knowledge has to go into the training and the preparation; like, it’s not just, listen for the gun and run fast. Anyway, after years of discipline and focus, well, Usain has achieved the triple triple, and they’re saying it’s unlikely that anyone else will ever do it again. So, since then, he’s been a tear. Partying, sexing, more partying, more sexing. He’s spent a lot of time in London. And last night, apparently he was partying at the same club as Harry Styles. They weren’t photographed together or anything, but the Daily Mail is making a deal out of the fact that they were at the same place at the same time, hoping, perhaps, that a superstar athlete and a superstar singer might become superstar best friends. I’m not mad at that.

I am also not mad at how Harry is looking these days. SO good. So much better than how he looked during his Keith Richards phase.