In Vegas over the weekend. Now don"t get me wrong - she"s a gorgeous, gorgeous girl. But a girl this gorgeous has no business getting stuck in beauty pageant hell. The hair, the dress, the "world peace" smile - Miss Teen USA? Maybe. Miss MTV TRL??? Absolutely f&cking NOT!!! And Ew. Don"t get me started on Jesse Metcalfe. I"d rather go through the disappointing motions with Matthew Broderick on Broadway before contemplating quivering for Jesse Metcalfe. Please. Please.