The big show at Paris Fashion Week today was Chanel. Check out Karl with his long-time muse, Vanessa Paradis, and his current muse, Kristen Stewart, following the presentation of the new haute couture collection. The event however was polluted by the presence of a member of the Kanye West’s wife’s family. The mother was there too, ostensibly supporting her daughter on the runway but, basically, promoting herself.

However, I’ve yet to see any shots of that woman with Karl or with Paradis and Stewart. If you do, let me know. But if those don’t turn up, wouldn’t you love to have been the person whose job it was to make sure that DIDN’T happen? To make sure that photographers would, under no circumstances, request for that combination of celebrity? Or maybe the request does happen, and Vanessa Paradis, who has no f-cking problem telling you her mind, shuts it down, in that beautiful way that the French shut things down. I would masturbate to that scene.

As for the clothes…

It’s a longer hemline, non? And some crop-waist with a little drop-waist as an alternative.