Vanessa Paradis was at the Cabourg Romantic Film Festival this weekend where she looked SO beautiful and was presented with the Swann d’Honneur. Johnny Depp was not around. He insisted last month that they’re still together. Click here for a refresher. No one seemed particularly convinced and there are those who still believe that Johnny hooked up with his Rum Diary co-star Amber Heard ... who is a lesbian. Because there’s no such thing as a hot lesbian? Because every hot lesbian can be turned? Every lesbian period can be turned? Do people walk around expecting Neil Patrick Harris to leave David Burtka one day for Sofia Vergara if she was interested? This is infuriating. And it’s also f-cking ignorant. Not that I don’t think Johnny Depp didn’t step out on V, but using the rationale “Amber’s too hot to stay a lesbian when she could have Johnny” is just about the dumbest  sh-t I’ve ever heard. Also, if it were up to me, I’d never, EVER risk Vanessa for Amber. Maybe Amber in 10 years when she’s had time to marinate. But how many times do I have to tell you that gap is SEXY?