There was a bullsh-t story that came out yesterday that Vanessa Paradis was all insecure about Johnny Depp working with Angelina Jolie. Supposedly V is demanding that Johnny quit the movie because she doesn’t want him to do a love scene with the world’s most dangerous woman.

Right. So insecure is Vanessa that she’s actually detached herself from Johnny while he’s shooting with Angie in Venice and is instead in Paris to promote her new film L’Arnacoeur. Would Jessica Biel ever do the same? Please. Vanessa Paradis doesn’t stress. Look at her. Does she look stressed?


Like I said yesterday, there’s Aniston, and then there’s Paradis. Paradis knows. Better.

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