Riiiight. So now we know why Michael was rocking that grizzly beard for so long! Is it just me or does his skin look younger than it has in years??? Still…no matter how much cutting he endures, it will never make me change my mind about how she wasted her breathtaking beauty on a wrinkled sack of perv like Michael Douglas. I mean look at her. Total gorgessity, non? Wouldn’t it be nice to see her battle Posh for Becks? Two fertile chainsmoking brunettes with an aversion to fat and an addiction to the high life? Now THAT would be worth shattering my Beckham illusion over. Who do I have to talk to to make that happen?