The Toronto Star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2006 12:00:00 January 2, 2006 12:00:00
A very big hug and kiss to Murray Whyte at the Toronto Star, Canada’s most widely circulated newspaper, for the lovely article in today’s A&E section. My mother went completely bananas when she saw my photo on the front page banner. And the half page feature on page 3 sent her right over the edge. If you had problems getting through to Richmond Hill, Ontario (the Chinese capital of Canada) today, you can blame her. I swear to Goddess she called every mahjong playing broken English housewife in the city. If you’re interested in reading it for yourself, check it out here… To all you new readers who’ve just hooked up with the site through the Star article…WELCOME! And to answer some of your questions so far: No, I’m not single. But I gladly would be if your name is Joaquin Phoenix or David Beckham. No, I will NOT take it easy on Jennifer Aniston because she is Hollywood’s biggest fraud. And yes, I’d love to come to your girlfriend’s birthday party. Just tell me when and where and make sure you have the martinis on ready flow! And without further delay…let’s smut.

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