Out for dinner the other night – Becks is the hotness, as usual, but check out the Posh. Love the hair, LOVE IT! Hate the dress, hate the bridesmaid strappy heels, concrete tits on full display, and ummm, she’s not wearing hose… so… is that a Spanx line? I’ve circled attached.

If so, this is why I worship Victoria Beckham. She kills me.

Because when it comes to Victoria Beckham, as emaciated as she is, you really can never be too thin, though she might want to use the kind that rides up to your breasts – the high waisted power panty to prevent the line. Very important.

No but seriously… now that I’m not smoking and all I’m doing is eating, Spanx is seriously saving my life. Easily one size smaller. Easily.