Victoria Beckham on the cover of the new issue of Elle looking – MAYJAH!

LOVE the white, love the suspenders, LOVE that she wears pants, even love her concrete tits poking out – of course they have to present and accounted for – and I especially love the caption beside her head:

No Surgery Required.


Did the Brits really say her American invasion was a flop? When she’s now the face of Marc Jacobs and her tour is sold out on six continents? And when of all the Spices, the crowd screamed the loudest for her on Sunday night in Vancouver?