Posh on Saturday at the Blue’s christening – does her hair look way lighter to you? And does she look a wee bit, like maybe 2 pounds, around the hips and ass, just a wee bit healthier? Even around the back? ‘Course now that that observation has been made, bitch’ll probably go mad and not eat for another 3 weeks pre-LA relocation.

But enough of Victoria – how about her boys?

Brooklyn with the mack boy shades and his pimpin’ suit? Kills me. And Romeo – my favourite. Romeo the future husband of my Apple Martin…Romeo finally got his hair cut, in a very good mood. Cuteness.

The Beckham Boys will be heartbreakers, don’t you think?