This is what happens when your tits outweigh your body. Check it out – Victoria in Paris for the Gaultier show, six months ago she had to go as Katie’s plus one, but now that the $250 million has been made public, every designer is fighting for the right to rub himself all over her. See? Chav and Couture really CAN mix…except of course when it comes to her concrete tits. In an ensemble that can keep ‘em contained and reasonably flattened – it’s all good. But a dress like this, nude material blended into skin, no colour transition to break up her ridiculously fake chest, and that bow tied up in the middle – the result is a MonoBreast held together by a Sling. Now I’m a hardcore Posh apologist and not even I can pretend this looks good. Source