According to Posh, smiling for the pappies is considered “corny”, which is why her cock pout is always in full force for her candids. Now you know she’s my girl, you know I worship her concrete tits and her bony little ass, but if it was up to me, if it was between corny or ugly, it would be corny every single time. Here’s Vicky at NY Fashion Week, in desperate need of a smile and probably a little powder for the shine – a little cheer and a little fluff would do wonders for those spots, don’t you think?