Also at the Burberry party – an increasingly slender Victoria Beckham who starved extra hard to get ready for London Fashion Week and Mary-Kate Olsen and the mystery of her neck. She doesn’t seem to be too keen on showing it lately. Necks don’t go with prunes?

You will note, while MK enjoys the pale side of life, Posh has dialed up the orange for the occasion, exactly the sort of thing Anna Wintour despises.

Anna is in town too for London Fashion Week. She was spotted front row at Sienna Miller’s Twenty8Twelve working a serious bitchface at Pixie Geldof and Alexa Chung. Needless to say, Anna’s control over the seating arrangements in London is not what it is in New York. In New York, and in Paris for that matter, this likely would not have happened. London doesn’t give a sh-t. Heh. But Posh would have given over a concrete tit to have had Alexa’s seat.

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