Victoria Beckham at Heathrow the other day trying to be Audrey Hepburn


Doesn’t everyone wear a fitted sheath with a high white collar and 5 inch heels after a long flight?

You mean you don’t?

Ever wonder how disappointed she’d be if she got off a plane only to find no paps greeting her on the other side? To go to all that effort, starve herself for 9 hours from LA to London, for no f&cking reason and, worse still, no f&cking audience?



Because the paps always get the call.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one’s around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If Victoria gets dressed but no one’s takes a picture, did she ever really wear it?

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