Karl Lagerfeld presented Victoria Beckham with a Bambi Award last night in Berlin. The Bambi Awards are distributed to visionaries and creative artists who’ve inspired the German public. How many Bambi Awards does David Hasselhoff have?

Anyway, as you can see, Posh posed the sh-t out of herself. Maybe it was Karl. Maybe she tried extra, extra, extra hard because of Karl’s pressure. Because Jesus, between the makeup and the chin lifting and the hip cocking and the set of her jaw, I feel tired for her. It must be exhausting winning awards.