Who’s a bigger liar? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman…or Posh and her concrete tits?

Gran claims she’s not motivated by vanity. That she doesn’t fuss about her looks.

Right.

And now Victoria. Yesterday I reported that Victoria’s body will be representing the new Armani women’s underwear line. Here’s what Victoria said from the photo shoot:

“It’s a huge compliment being asked to be in the campaign and to be part of the worldwide campaign for Emporio Armani underwear. It’s really exciting to me.

I started running regularly about a year ago and when this campaign came about, I began working harder every day. And this morning I got on the treadmill and said, ‘OK then — this is my last chance!”

Does this look like a running bitch?

Please.

I eat my way through several small grocery stores several times a week, I can’t even get up the energy to run on some days.

She?

Survives on a serving of steamed vegetables at night and chainsmokes her bunions off.

Run?

F-CK OFF.

PS. Wouldn’t it be amazing if she only got this job because Tom wouldn’t let Katie do it? Bet your concrete tits that’s probably what happened. Let’s start that rumour.

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