Who’s a bigger liar? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman…or Posh and her concrete tits?

Gran claims she’s not motivated by vanity. That she doesn’t fuss about her looks.


And now Victoria. Yesterday I reported that Victoria’s body will be representing the new Armani women’s underwear line. Here’s what Victoria said from the photo shoot:

“It’s a huge compliment being asked to be in the campaign and to be part of the worldwide campaign for Emporio Armani underwear. It’s really exciting to me.

I started running regularly about a year ago and when this campaign came about, I began working harder every day. And this morning I got on the treadmill and said, ‘OK then — this is my last chance!”

Does this look like a running bitch?


I eat my way through several small grocery stores several times a week, I can’t even get up the energy to run on some days.


Survives on a serving of steamed vegetables at night and chainsmokes her bunions off.



PS. Wouldn’t it be amazing if she only got this job because Tom wouldn’t let Katie do it? Bet your concrete tits that’s probably what happened. Let’s start that rumour.