Posh has some new gear. Or some old gear she needs to be photographed to make room for her new gear. Either way, she needs you to see her in this outfit. So here’s Victoria Beckham at LAX yesterday heading to Europe, dressed totally appropriately in a grey trench with a matching driver’s cap and 6 inch heels, her sequined Valentino, trying to pretend the paps are making her miserable.

No, bitch. Not eating is making you miserable. The paps are actually the best part of your day, non?

Posh threw a birthday party for Brooklyn the other day. He’s now 10. She’s presumably now headed back to Europe to be with Becks for a few days…because he must be monitored, especially now that his hair is hot again.

Photos from Flynetonline.com