We’re inside 50 days now to the start of the Olympics. Have I mentioned that I am an Olympic whore? I love the Games. I cannot wait for some sh-t to go down Italian pool styles during the Games. Federica Pellegrini and Filippo Magnini are good for it. That girl was made for gossip. Their love was made in gossip. We need a blogging mole from inside the Olympic Village. Please, please, please.

Anyway, in advance of the Games, Great Britain has been rolling out their Go GB campaign. David Beckham is of the big names attached to the entire programme and there’s now an ad featuring Victoria as a representative of Britain’s GREAT fashion. Let’s put aside our eyerolls for now and watch:

First priority: pimp herself out as a proper designer. Next: bend over for Anna Wintour. Anna Wintour BEFORE THE QUEEN!!!

I went into Holt Renfrew the other day where they sell her line. You know that cat print dress? It retails for CDN$1,250! Is that with the help of Anna or in spite of Anna who still won’t put her on the cover of US Vogue?

In celebration of the start of Euro 2012, let’s revisit the Victoria Beckham of Euro 2004 in Portugal. Remember her?

She’s wearing track pants! Get your couture on!