It’s her new favourite print.

This is Victoria Beckham out for dinner last night with David in a form fitting dress with a blinding pattern designed to shrink her, optically, at least another 5 pounds, just as a reminder: there is no such thing as too skinny, you hear? There is no such thing as undereating. You can’t undereat enough. You can’t starve enough.

Can’t you admire the way she tortures herself?

It’s medieval, really. Because a restaurant is the only place it makes sense to be seen and photographed. And so there she sits, surrounded by sustenance, every cell in her body crying out for mercy, and night after night she steadfastly refuses. If only I could apply her discipline to not smoking. If only SHE could apply her discipline to not smoking.


Photos from OLYCOM/Bauergriffinonline.com