US Vogue is the end all and be all of magazine covers. And you know, she’s been denied. But all’s not lost. How about a bronze medal?

As Michelle, Duana, and I discovered last Fall, Russia is the new fierce. We fell in LOVE with Russians on our trip to Europe. And you’ve never seen Chav til you’ve seen Russian Chav.

Which is why it totally makes sense.

That while Anna Wintour continues to deny Victoria Beckham, she has managed to land herself on the cover of Vogue Russia.

Like, look at those nails. Those PRESS ON nails. They don’t even bother to pretend they’re not press on nails!!! Chav ultra amazingness, right?

But even though Vogue Russia isn’t exactly tops in prestige, Posh is nothing if not pragmatic. Because Russians are rich. And she’s selling dresses. And they will buy her dresses. So while Anna is busy kowtowing to the MiniVan Majority with tv girls like Blake Lively and Katherine Heigl, at least Mrs Beckham can say that her brand is surprisingly recession-proof.

Click here to read about profitable Posh thanks to Vanessa from Kickette.