Victoria Beckham is pimping her dresses in the pages of 10 magazine. She and David both have their own covers – click here to see - and she tells the magazine that you don’t have to be a size double 0 to fit in her pieces. Victoria Beckham Fashion is supposedly very democratic.

“My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore. And who’d have thought I’d be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!”

This is asstalk on so many levels. First – using Jennifer Lopez as an example of “women of all different shapes and sizes” is like saying Jennifer Lopez has an average body. Please. That is not an average body. Second – and most obviously – Posh is not the same f-cking size as Jennifer Lopez. What?

There was probably a note of disgust in her voice when she said it too. Like she was horrified. This is why it’s coffee and steamed vegetables only.

By the way, Posh also told 10 that Marc Jacobs has been trying to get her to wear flats. Because a real designer knows. Not surprisingly then she was photographed in flats at the airport the other day.

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